The Frustration

"Hey, turn on the lights!" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that." "TURN ON THE LIGHTS." "I'm sorry, I didn't..." I swear I'm going to throw this thing out the window.

My smart home listens to everything but understands nothing. It's like living with a very stubborn, very literal teenager who only speaks a different language.

The Solution

I've gone back to manual switches. You know, the ones that require physical contact. Revolutionary technology from the 1880s.