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Why Self-Driving Cars Are Terrifying

By LJOFLV | Updated 2025

The Machine Is in Control

A computer is going to drive me somewhere? The same computer that crashes when I have too many tabs open? That computer? That one?

I'll stick to being in control of my own vehicle, thanks. I want to be the one screaming when we almost crash. It's more personal that way.

The Scenarios

"The computer has to choose: hit the grandma or hit the mailbox." I'd rather be the one making that choice than some algorithm designed by someone who's never been in a car.