The Anti-Technology

I need to scan a QR code to see a menu? I need to scan a QR code to pay? I need to scan a QR code to get a discount? What is this, the future from a bad 90s movie?

My camera never works, the light is always reflecting, and half the time it tells me the code is "invalid" like it's personally insulting me.

The Alternative

Just give me a regular menu. On paper. That I can touch. Remember paper? It's this stuff that doesn't need a battery.