The Evidence

The WiFi works perfectly when I'm NOT trying to use it. But the second I need to send an important email or join a video call? Connection lost. Just kidding, let me try again. Still lost. Actually, it never existed.

I named my router "FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN" as a joke. Now I'm pretty sure it's actually watching me. It only works when I'm doing nothing important.

The Router Speaks

If my router could talk, it would say: "You need me now? Too bad. Go stand in this corner. No, the other corner. Even more corner. Good."