Fluffy the Gamer

My cat, Mr. Whiskers, has beaten me at every game I've tried. Snake? He got 50 points while I got 3. Tetris? He knocked out more lines. It's embarrassing.

I've started suspecting he's using my laptop when I'm asleep. His paw prints are all over the keyboard and suddenly my high scores are gone.

The Evidence

He also somehow ordered $500 worth of catnip while I was at work. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. Cats are the real gamers and we're just NPCs in their world.