The New Holy Text

I wake up, I check memes. I eat breakfast, I check memes. I work, I check memes. I sleep, I check memes. It's a spiritual experience.

I've learned more about life from memes than from any self-help book. "This is fine" dog? That's philosophy. "Distracted boyfriend"? That's social commentary.

The Language

I speak meme now. When someone says something, I just respond with a relevant meme. We communicate entirely in images now. It's beautiful.