The tab Hoarder

"I'll read this later," I say, opening tab number 38. I'll definitely read it. After I read these other 37 tabs. I'll get to it. Eventually. Maybe.

My browser has so many tabs that it's started asking me to "clean up." Like it's my mother. I don't listen to my real mother, I'm not going to listen to my browser.

The System

I have a system: tabs I actually need, tabs I'm avoiding, tabs from 2019, and "mystery tabs" that I don't remember opening. It's very organized. If you think about chaos.