Clicking Addiction Is Real

I click things constantly. I click buttons, links, notifications, random spots on my screen. My cursor hovers over everything, just waiting to click.

My friends have staged an intervention. They took away my mouse. I used my trackpad. Then they took that. I clicked my toes together 10,000 times in protest.

The Twelve Step Program

I've tried to quit. I really have. But every time I see a button, my finger twitches. It's like button clicking chose me, not the other way around.