The Nerd War

I read on an e-reader. "That's not REAL reading!" say book people. Okay, but can your book fit 1,000 books in one device? Can your book weigh less than a phone?

I can read in the dark, change font sizes, and look up words instantly. Your paper book can't do any of that. How's that for progress?

The Compromise

Actually, I also have paper books. I collect them like souvenirs. I read them like once. Then they sit on my shelf and judge me.