The Great Betrayal

Auto-correct has ruined my life countless times. I've texted my boss "I can't wait to meat you" instead of "meet." I've called my mother a "dirty rotten cupcake" instead of "scoundrel."

The worst was when I tried to say I was "feeling hungry" but it changed it to "feeling bungy." I don't even know what that means but it sounds like a medical emergency.

My Revenge

Now I type everything in Wingdings and hope for the best. At least Wingdings doesn't judge me. It just gives me symbols. Lots of symbols. Mostly squares. But that's not the point.