Cookies Are Watching

Did you know cookies have feelings? Every time you clear your cache, you're basically committing digital genocide. Those little text files had dreams, aspirations.

I talked to a cookie once. It said it just wanted to track your browsing habits in peace. Is that too much to ask? Apparently yes, because everyone clears them.

The Cookie Resistance

I've started saving my cookies in little jars on my desktop. Each one represents a website that thought it knew me better than I know myself. "You will not be deleted," I tell them.