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The Notifications That Haunt Me

By LJOFLV | Updated 2025

They Never Stop

My phone notifies me about EVERYTHING. Someone liked my post! Someone didn't like my post! An app updated! An app didn't update! The weather changed by 0.0001 degrees!

I got a notification that my screen time was up. From my phone. Which I was using. To get the notification. ABOUT MY SCREEN TIME.

The Solution

I turned off notifications. Now I just have anxiety about what I'm missing. It's a lose-lose situation. I'm Damned if I do, damned if I don't.