The Lockout

I forgot my password. No wait, I know it! It's "monkey123"! That I changed to "monkey123!" then "Monkey123" then "Monkey123!" and then I forgot which one it actually is.

Now I've been locked out and have to reset. I'll set a new password: "monkey124!" which I'll definitely remember. For about four minutes.

The Cycle

This has happened eleven times this month. I have eleven different passwords stored in eleven different places. I'm basically a digital hoarder at this point.