It Never Ends

I wanted to check one thing online. One thing. That was four hours ago. I've opened 47 tabs, learned about Viking funeral practices, watched seven videos about bread, and somehow ended up reading about a man who collects socks.

The bread videos were actually good though. Did you know there's a bread museum? I didn't either. Now I want to go. But I also need socks. This is my life now.

The Cycle

I'll close all tabs now. I promise. Actually, let me just check one more thing... That'll be the last thing. The first of forty-seven last things.