Why You'll Never Win

The Impossible Game is called that for a reason. I've been playing for 47 years and I still can't beat it. My grandson can't beat it. His kids won't beat it.

The secret? There is no way to win. The game adapts to your skill level. You get better? It gets harder. It's like the universe is personally against you.

How to Lose With Style

When you inevitably lose, do it dramatically. Throw your phone, scream, cry a little. The game expects this. You've done your part.