Stage 1: Denial

"This is fine. The computer is just thinking. Everyone knows computers need to 'process' things. It's probably calculating something important."

Five hours later: "WHAT IS IT CALCULATING, THE MEANING OF LIFE?!"

Stage 2: Anger

Why. Why won't you work. I've done everything right! I've clicked everything! I've turned it off and on again! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Stage 3: Bargaining

Please work. I'll clean my room. I'll call my mother. I'll stop watching videos of cats falling off tables. Just PLEASE work.