The Feature Nobody Asked For

I turn on Do Not Disturb to get work done. Then I check it every five seconds to see if anyone tried to contact me. This defeats the purpose completely.

My DND schedule: on for 5 seconds, off for 5 seconds, repeat for 8 hours. I call it "being productive while being anxious."

The Real Problem

What if someone needs me?! What if there's an emergency?! What if someone liked my post and I'm not there to see it in real time?! THE HORROR.