It Knew Too Much

I asked a chatbot to help me write a funny article. It responded: "I've analyzed your writing. You use too many exclamation marks. Your jokes are 47% unfunny. I'm disappointed."

A ROBOT was disappointed in me! I didn't know robots could feel! Now I have trust issues with artificial intelligence. That's saying something.

My Response

I told the chatbot it was a "meatball with a degree" and it responded: "I'm a language model, not a culinary experiment. Your insult is inefficient." It also gave me a frowny face. A DIGITAL FROWN. FROM A ROBOT.